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A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.
The first golfer said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. After two holes they were even. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched. How about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first fellow said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy then won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen and while counting his $80, the second guy confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest. The golf pro got all flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "No, you won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. Keep your winnings." The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" The Priest answered, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them." TWO CENTS WORTH The story goes that a man died and was approached by the Devil who told him that he could buy his soul back for a dollar. The man searched his pockets and could only come up with 98 cent. While begging the Devil to forget the two cent he was short, an Angel happened by and hearing the Devil laughing, asked the man, "Would you mind if I put in my two cents ?" The Devil got so mad that he exploded in a puff of smoke and the man's soul was saved. The moral: Sometimes putting in your two cents worth makes a difference. JOHN "the cook" 1987 |
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"Winnebago Coach Forum Leader • iRV2 Contributor WCMC member Mayor of Weyauwega, WI."  |
Thanks John. That is really good.
Don Don & Bev Morgan Weyauwega, WI 2003 39' Chieftain Workhorse W22 Delorme Earthmate GPS Lt-40 Street Atlas 2009 Toad/07 Saturn Vue V6 AWD Brake Pro Ultrapower Performance Package FMCA F200578 WIT W134065 Good Sam 033009465 |
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"Tiffin Coach Owner's Forum Member" |
 Travel well, travel safe, Jim & BJ C  2006 Tiffin Phaeton 40 QDH, 350 Cat C7, Freightliner XC-R Chassis, SuperSteer Motion Control, Garmin 7200 GPS 2007 Saturn Outlook, Blue Ox Avente LX Towbar, Brake Buddy Vantage Auxiliary Brake Life is a journey not a destination - enjoy every minute of it! |
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Low Blow, lol luv it
Lee and Fran Holiday Rambler Vacationer While traveling down lifes paths, stop to smell the flowers |
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