This ventriloquists was performing in a comedy club. About 10 minutes into his act this blond
jumped up and started screaming at the guy.
"I am sick and tired of all these blond jokes" she said. "All of this put down has got my co workers and friends all looking down at me."
"I wish you would just stop it."
The ventriloquists stopped and told her he was sorry. "You stay out of this." she hollered. "This is between me and that little guy on your lap."