A guy looked out his window and saw several thugs breaking into his RV.

His wife says, "Honey, lock the doors and call the police!"

On calling 911, he is told, "We are very busy and it will take a while for us to arrive."

In a little bit, he calls 911 again. "Don't hurry. I shot and killed the intruders."

Seconds later, police, SWAT, helicopters arrive and arrest the thugs in his RV. The chief says, "I thought YOU said YOU shot and killed them?!?"

He replies, "I thought YOU said you were busy..."