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Like most of us here, I also belong to several other forums… While browsing the newest one on the internet, I found this joke that was posted by Steve ..(Ratherbecamping) and thought I pass it along here..

John


THE YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES FOR 2007


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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now, that's taking things a bit far!]

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead

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TWO CENTS WORTH
The story goes that a man died and was approached by the Devil who told him that he could buy his soul back for a dollar. The man searched his pockets and could only come up with 98 cent. While begging the Devil to forget the two cent he was short, an Angel happened by and hearing the Devil laughing, asked the man, "Would you mind if I put in my two cents ?" The Devil got so mad that he exploded in a puff of smoke and the man's soul was saved.
The moral: Sometimes putting in your two cents worth makes a difference.
JOHN "the cook" 1987
 
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Thanks for the laughs...reminds me of some of the funny road signs posted here http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/signs.htm


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